January 2012
December 2011
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Watchxxxcyberchick:
aubsticle:
i think everyone should watch this video before they die
always reblog
Too funny not to reblog XD
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We'd probably liveblog the end of the world...
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
wellyouscareme:
I need 11 followers to make my New Year's goal!!
If anyone helps me out, I’ll probably love you forever and ever :)
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Selling: Soul.
Reason: To pay for college books this upcoming semester.
Payment: Cash.
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Only thing between me and your bitch is a latex...
German exchange student: Do you think I'd be able to go to my locker now?
Friend: No, the hall nazis will get y-
Everyone:
German exchange student:
Everyone:
That moment when your night gets turned around because a guy starts talking to you….a guy who might actually like you for once. Someone who won’t disappear after talking for a day or two. It’s amazing how things change so quickly :)
Tweet me?? :) →
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Just had to unfollow someone because I was...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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Feeling really down tonight :/
I have no idea why. I’m trapped at home. I couldn’t go to my friend’s house tonight. My parents went out so I’m here with only my little brother listening to my music isolated in my room. Any other day, I would definitely choose this.
Right now all I want is someone to sit and watch a movie with, hold their hand, and just be with them. I really miss it :/ I don’t...
After two speakers and two iPods.......
Everything is finally working again. Blehhhh, that was a long freaking day. My new Bluetooth iPod speakers I got for Christmas weren’t working, so we exchanged them for new ones. Then, the new ones didn’t work…..so we tried a different iPod and it was my iPod that was not working correctly. So, we had to go exchange my iPod for a brand new one and after about 3 hours of putting...